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J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia
"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"
by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025
mugGet the J-Plaguemug.
The motto of the Chaos insurgency, a GoI in the SCP foundation.
Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
by 933 August 31, 2025
mugGet the Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?mug.

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.
I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.
by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020
mugGet the Plague Mistressmug.

Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.
Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail
by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018
mugGet the Plague Flailmug.

bluebonic plague

A mind virus spread primarily by invertebrates from legacy media, rodents from the house of congress and white house, and bugs in social media platforms. Highly contagious, symptoms include acting irrationally, repeating whatever you're told, and restricting the rights of anyone you disagree with. Doing your own research, exercising your mind and plain old facts are effective prophylactics. Though the infected insist upon needing a vaccine, in reality the only known cure once infected is a dose of red pills.
After suffering miserably for years of the bluebonic plague, Karen stopped watching the msm, started hanging around with meme artists, and miraculously was cured of the bluebonic plague.
by sewingseeds September 27, 2021
mugGet the bluebonic plaguemug.

Plague doctor

Prison. I don't feel so gooooooood

Plague Doctor. he is fucking stuped
by Doctor124 August 17, 2021
mugGet the Plague doctormug.

Plague dog

Anti-mask, anti-vaccine person spreading misinformation and viruses.
Plague dogs were out in force opposing the latest mask mandate.
by The Masked Masker December 10, 2021
mugGet the Plague dogmug.

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