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strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)
Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce
by big ting n that July 19, 2019
mugGet the strokey noncemug.

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
mugGet the Dog noncemug.

big nonce

he look it’s jim the local big nonce
by Cocko.. January 2, 2020
mugGet the big noncemug.

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
mugGet the nonce jockeymug.

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow
mark bailey is a techno nonce
by God--- July 21, 2009
mugGet the techno noncemug.

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
mugGet the Nonce Punchedmug.

Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky
"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
by DominicCummings September 1, 2022
mugGet the Poverty Noncemug.

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