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"No."
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"No."
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by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
Get the Musketeer mug.The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
Get the Musty Musket mug.When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017
Get the Loading the Musket mug.When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
by Cali0731 April 8, 2022
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