McDonalds

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

McDonalds

The answer to all your cravings. A true friend who is there for you 24/7 and always has something for you. Fries to die for. Ensure’s every child’s meal is a Happy Meal. Always welcomes you with open arches.

Treats besties to rewards and freebies.

Let's grab McDonalds after class, My whole family's coming, we will be McDonaldin' it

by McLovin00 November 24, 2021

McDonalds

Hellspawn for the obese.

Satan runs McDonalds

by The Truth Definer May 2, 2015

McDonalds

The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

McDonalds

McDonalds is a place to eat.

My cousin died of MCDONALDS food poison

Don't go to McDonalds
It's for your own help!!!

by Nevajaj June 2, 2018

McDonalds

A place where the Ice cream machine is broken 24/7

Man I really wish McDonalds would reply back but there busy fixing the Ice cream machine.

by Straight up facts my dudeee February 6, 2021

McDonalds

A gross fast food restaurant that every American has heard of and has eaten from at least once in their life time. It is probably going to kill us faster than radiation, gobble warming, and/or pollution will.

Guy 1: "Hey bois, wanna get some Mcdonalds?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah. that place is so gud!"
Guy 3: "Eww no..."

by @ThisIsAnUmbrella March 11, 2019