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judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much
Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.
by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017
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judge your trustment

The inverse of "trust your judgement"; to consider someone's trust mislaid
You're going back to your ex? I gotta judge your trustment there."
by Step1getexcited March 14, 2016
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meta-judging

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.
the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk
by rohis November 22, 2024
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Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.
Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”
by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025
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Inner judge

Your inner judge does what all judges do. Makes judgements.
A judgement is a decision that assigns a value to a person or action.
Saying that you are bad, stupid, dumb, ETC
These are Inner Judge Judgements.
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Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact
Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed
by Niceone November 24, 2017
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Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!
Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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