jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
by castlering May 25, 2019
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a very handsome and strong person. He loves wearing Adidas and Jordans. He is very sporty and loves playing soccer and basketball.
He is very popular, mainly because he's so funny. And all the girls at school are after him. So if you ever get the chance to be with a Jordan, don't let him go.
Jordan's are very attractive. Jordan usually has brown hair and brown eyes.
He is very caring and selfless so if you ever need a friend, you know who to go. But if you say something bad about him, you better watch out he could end the fight before it even begins.
Jordan's are very emotional. When they are sad they try to hide it, but everyone can see by the way his cheeks get rosy. But he always wants people to think he's happy.
Even though it may seem like he's too cool to talk to if you walk up to him he'll talk to you even though you aren't his friend.
Jordan's are also very romantic. Like I said if you evveer get the chance to be with a Jordan neevver let him go. There's no doubt that every girl in school dreams about him. He's just so cute!
But remember Jordan is dealing with his problems. So just keep aware of that, but still be happy and enthusiastic about everything, because he doesn't want to feel lonely, sad, or afraid.
But overall Jordan is just a great guy, ... he is. He'll never let you down. I promise. (FYI- This is all based off a Jordan I know)
He is very popular, mainly because he's so funny. And all the girls at school are after him. So if you ever get the chance to be with a Jordan, don't let him go.
Jordan's are very attractive. Jordan usually has brown hair and brown eyes.
He is very caring and selfless so if you ever need a friend, you know who to go. But if you say something bad about him, you better watch out he could end the fight before it even begins.
Jordan's are very emotional. When they are sad they try to hide it, but everyone can see by the way his cheeks get rosy. But he always wants people to think he's happy.
Even though it may seem like he's too cool to talk to if you walk up to him he'll talk to you even though you aren't his friend.
Jordan's are also very romantic. Like I said if you evveer get the chance to be with a Jordan neevver let him go. There's no doubt that every girl in school dreams about him. He's just so cute!
But remember Jordan is dealing with his problems. So just keep aware of that, but still be happy and enthusiastic about everything, because he doesn't want to feel lonely, sad, or afraid.
But overall Jordan is just a great guy, ... he is. He'll never let you down. I promise. (FYI- This is all based off a Jordan I know)
Girl 1- Oh look there's Jordan!
Girl 2- OMG he's so cute!
Girl 3- I wish he was mine!
Girl 4- Too bad, he's mine!
Boy 1- Bro I wish I could be friends with Jordan, he's just so cool.
Boy 2- How do you know he's cool? He looks like a try hard to me.
Boy 3- Well guys he's my best friend a trust me he's just flat out awesome!
Girl 2- OMG he's so cute!
Girl 3- I wish he was mine!
Girl 4- Too bad, he's mine!
Boy 1- Bro I wish I could be friends with Jordan, he's just so cool.
Boy 2- How do you know he's cool? He looks like a try hard to me.
Boy 3- Well guys he's my best friend a trust me he's just flat out awesome!
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Get the Jordan mug.Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
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Get the Jordan mug.biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
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