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houston lemonade

Act of a person pissing in another's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other persons asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a "houston lemonade" last night, so wet!!!
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024
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Houston

1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
by The guy on the train March 11, 2020
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Spicy Houston

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.
“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”
by yr mom lol June 20, 2019
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Logan houston

An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent
Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.
by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021
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Standby Houston

The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.
Standby Houston proudly bringing you decaf.
by G81 May 5, 2021
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Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.
Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot
by Estebe January 17, 2025
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Houston Hotbox

The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.
Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea
by inhaleball April 7, 2021
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