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Grant Moment

When you do something and that thing happens when it does.
I think I just had a a Grant Moment
by Gronkletron February 3, 2022
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Steven Grant

A british middle aged man, who is a giftshop-ist at a museum in London, is really into egyptology, owns a one-finned goldfish and as DID
Random Person: Who is Steven Grant?
Me: He's the love of my life
by the anxious pheseant August 1, 2022
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Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.
You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!
by LlihTter October 22, 2014
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Grant's Law

No matter what a guy has or who he is with, he is not satisfied.

Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.
Dude 1: I can't believe Nelson. He is with that hottie Cicely for six months and she caught him with making time with that hood rat Heather last night at the club.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.
by bifloman January 26, 2006
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Grant b

An odd character, but it has some spunk. Words like poetry escape from it's lips. When alone in the room, or just simply conversing with the Grant B...it can make you feel like you are the only person in this world that matters...
Just when you think you know a Grant B, you get smacked to the dirt. Because In reality, you never will.
Did you read that line? It's total Grant B class ^.~
by BloodyEvening April 6, 2003
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