Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).
Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.
by griffin_t_a October 20, 2016
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Curling

Something you tell your female autistic friend when they hyper fixate on something stupid. I have no fucking clue what it means.
“(Name), your hyper fixations got me curling.”
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Curling

1)An Olimpic sport two drunk males came up with in a bar
2)A guy who wears flip-flops
1)I like to see curling
2)See that man curling
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Curling

A “sport” where you sweep some ice and yell at a rock
Random guy: hey man want to watch some curling?

Me: Oh, you mean that one sport where people yell at inanimate objects?
by HeyBeter12 March 12, 2018
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Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
by DumbeeDydo July 02, 2018
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Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012
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