An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.
When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.
by Lavender12 July 14, 2015
Get the soccer mom crisismug. The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.
by AnonymousV800 July 11, 2020
Get the Cuban Foot Crisismug. When you reach a point in playing an MMO where you feel you can't level up and have no purpose of playing, yet you play anyway.
First Guy: "Man, I have no idea what I'm gonna do now that i finished the story line of this game.
Second Guys: "Hey wait, looks like there's gonna be a new content update"
First Guy: "Finally, goodbye mid level crisis"
Second Guys: "Hey wait, looks like there's gonna be a new content update"
First Guy: "Finally, goodbye mid level crisis"
by darcwizrd December 2, 2010
Get the mid level crisismug. Usually occuring about Wednesday - half way to the weekend - and categorized by doing something drastic, but not too drastic.... Just something that is enough to get you through the week and, perhaps, to get other people to look or act differently towards you.
by BlackWidow September 10, 2006
Get the mid-week crisismug. When a person, usually male, finishes high school or college, and gets their first job. Before they settle down and get married, they are under pressure to live life to its fullest, just like they wished they could have as a student, but couldn't afford to at the time. It is usually characterized by taking wild and extravagant trips and purchasing items that are considered for bachelors....
Wow! Pablo just bought a BMW, kegerator, big screen tv, outdoor heater, and has become a world traveler. He must be going through a quarter life crisis. He better enjoy it while he can.
by Nite Krawler January 4, 2011
Get the Quarter life crisismug. The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.
Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"
Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"
Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."
Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"
Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."
Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
by chickenfanny March 24, 2009
Get the end-of-life crisismug. The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.
by rossthefrogboy8730456 January 25, 2011
Get the crisis avertedmug.