COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.

by DRJAY April 23, 2020

Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.

"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."

by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022

COVID-18

Covid-19's little brother

Covid-18: hi

Covid-19: shut the fuck up

by Squid_salad April 6, 2021

The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.

The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.

by newyy1 June 8, 2020

covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!

by Tluv777 August 31, 2020

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020