This is what my friends and I like to call "Lady Sex". Basically it's dirty lesbian sex. Also see "Clam Smacker"...One who does the clam smacking.
by Vatcher February 14, 2007

by greendayrulz7 March 11, 2010

by Oppozy November 12, 2009

by jizzcock May 9, 2003

the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there and there are shit crumbs in her lips and those little fuckers get in your mouth and now you've got shit breath you dirty fucker. also, rubbing your own defecate onto a girlie's privates.
i went south on sandy and she had the dirty clam, dum bitch can't wipe properly.
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam
by smacky July 1, 2006

Oh, the bearded
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004
