netflix and chill

Netflix and chill is how you end up with chill-dren.

Enough said.

"Netflix and chill?"
"No, that how we end up with chill-dren."

by uh.hell.noo June 17, 2016

jesse chill

A term people use when the get caught vaping/lacking, specifically in school bathrooms.

“Yooooo Jesse Chill.”

“Bruh Abel’s coming in tho Jesse Chill.”

by Derb27 May 17, 2019

mercy chilling

When you hang out with somebody who is lame, but only because you feel bad.

Dude 1: Yeah, so I hung out with Adam the other day.
Dude 2: Why? That dude is so lame.
Dude 1: Yeah, I know. It was a total mercy chilling.

by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009

Netflix and Chill

Netflix and chill is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck

Me:babe let’s watch Netflix and chill
Him:ok I’ll get the condoms

by Hi2354 June 10, 2019

Bum Chills

The cold chills you get when you’ve come to the realization that you’re five minutes from a toilet, and two minutes from shitting yourself. These chills can range from tingling sensations up your spine, to goose bumps, to a sudden terror of emptying your bowels into your pants.

Dude, just pull over, I’ve got the Bum Chills and I’m not going to make it to *insert establishment here*

by Shwagon May 28, 2018

porcelain chill

That cold sensation one receives when they sit on a cold toilet seat.

Guy one: "Dude, your bathroom is cold as hell"

Guy two: "I know! I got a total porcelain chill when I went to take a dump.

by dundunduuuuun December 27, 2011

HBO and chill

For those rich elite turds who aren't content with merely netflix and chill, but rather they can somehow afford to pay over 15 dollars to have an HBO GO account. HBO and chill is for the snobby folk such as CEOs and Hedge Fund Managers. HBO and chill can be much cheaper during an HBO and chill orgy, where multiple perform sexual acts while sharing a single HBO GO account.

Eric: "I feel like we can take this relationship to the next step... wanna come netflix and chill?"
Ashley: "You uncultured swine. I only hbo and chill. I'm not a fucking whore Eric."

by agletman2 January 19, 2016