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Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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Andrew

A Andrew is a person who likes to get around by rolling because he stubby legs. A Andrew likes salt but cant pronounce it they say it like sort.
Man: us he rolling, He must be a andrew
by Jimmy_lawlson1220 December 1, 2019
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Andrew

Andrew is a man who eats pizza with a knife and fork because he has a limp wrist and he sucks big, fat, juicy cock. He loves a good rim job from his best bud, Dylan.
You see that guy over there eating pizza with a fork and knife? Yeah that's gay Andrew. Oh, and would you just look at that! His bud, Dylan, is tossing his salad at the table.....fuckin' faggots.
by Mmmmmmmmbop June 14, 2021
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Andrew

The alpha of all alphas, Andrew is the greatest man and also known as the hardest most dedicated worker, Andrew is also very smart, most Andrews have an IQ of 127 to 155 which is considered genius IQ, he can have a bad memory sometimes but he can play sports very well and can lift heavy weights if he puts his mind to it, Andrew is usually in his prime at ages from 11 to 39 when it comes to confidence athleticism and his strong alpha and masculine presence, most of Andrews friends are beta but he still is nice to them because he wants them to become an alpha, Andrew is tan with brown hair and brown eyes and he has a ton of girls that love him but don’t have the confidence to talk to him because of his strong presence. Andrew can be a very confident, overall Andrew is an alpha that is good at everything that he puts his mind too and will destroy everything that stands in his way.
Girl#1 who is that guy he looks hot
Girl#2 That’s Andrew he is a nice hot guy that is very athletic

Girl#1 I want to talk to him but I don’t know if he will like if I talk to him
Girl#2 he is an alpha so he should have no problem taking to you and he is smart.
by Next generation winners November 22, 2022
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Andrew

Andrew is a sweet, kind, and handsome person, his personality can sweep you of your feet! He doesn’t really like sports much and he doesn’t care how you look, or who are, or what you go by! He loves you for you. He can discourage himself yeah, but he’ll want you to stay with him through his toughest times! He’ll stay with you, no matter what you ever did, he’ll still love you for you. And you should too.
Omg Andrew is sooooo handsome!
by Skater boy June 19, 2020
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Andrew

The literal GOAT in any relationship. He will always have your back and is the nicest guy to be around. Once you meet him, he will be a friend you treasure for life. He's also the funniest guy wherever he goes and will make you laugh till you actually cannot breathe. Talented, athletic, good-looking, smart, funny, caring: what more could you want?
Is that THE Andrew? Thank you God for sending this cutie to please my eyes.
by Ay-Ay-Ronnie March 3, 2021
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Andrew

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019
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