He finished his shift at Toyota then went to NUTTY's and got completely lit.
Then he came home in the AM and when THAI SHIT on his whole family including his own son.
Then he came home in the AM and when THAI SHIT on his whole family including his own son.
by THAI 💩 January 26, 2025
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Get the Thai Prayer Beads mug.When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
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by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜
You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.
He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.
1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.
If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.
Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,
It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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I love Thais
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