Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.

Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.

by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Terminator promise

"I'll be BACK."

I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

by QuacksO May 4, 2022

Terminal Mass

Terminal mass

The amount of lean muscle mass a bodybuilder’s frame can hold before their waste and midsection need to grow and expand to accommodate the new size.

Both Ronnie Coleman and Phil Heath had very small waists and tight mud sections until they passed their personal terminal mass and their waist need to accommodate the new amount of muscle

by The real Hank Contos July 23, 2022

Terminator

name given to a wine in Argentina called "Termidor"

"Do you want to come and drink a little bit of Terminator?"

by ElDalaspsicópata June 10, 2019