Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

tender age

it means '' a young age''

i was able to play tennis at the tender age of five.

by ritannias October 18, 2016

tender in the zipper

a pimp who let his little head beat out his big head

In the game, a pimp that can be faked out is tender in the zipper, and a bitch will have no respect for him

by Gr33k3 November 16, 2019

tender age shelter

A euphemism for a concentration camp for children.

The Trump Administration claimed they were placing children separated from their parents into 'tender age shelters', but everyone knew they really were placing them in concentration camps.

by PainfulTruths June 20, 2018

triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado

the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.

oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado". (+5 damage)

by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018

Chicken Tenders

The Whitest food possible

"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018