queen of temperance

a myth about the most beautiful and sexualy desirebale women ever to be seen, but she showed temperance in that her husband was the king and faught in glorious battle and would only see her once a week when he returned home to show her all the love in the world!!!

caitlyn: i miss u so much

brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah

caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend

by brickie July 15, 2005

Shiver my timbers

basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out

FFSOMG

Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!

by TheWettestMandem April 7, 2019

justin timberlake

A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.

Any boy "band" member.

by Rocker June 21, 2004

Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.

"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"

by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006

packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

by Hazel Jones September 10, 2007

Timberlane Middle School

Ahhh yes, the school full of crackheads, pubefaces and skanks. The dress code is retarded, teachers suck and there’s like five black people. Everybody except for (myself) are ugly and fat, unless your one of the weird annorexic kids, and our sports suck (sad, but true) If you are lucky enough you might have a few friends but everyone will probably backstab you in the long run. Also all the relationships are fake and soccer isn’t a sport. That pretty much sums it up.

Damn you go to Timberlane Middle School, you must be a poor crackhead.

by reggin backwards lol October 1, 2019

Justin Timberlake

The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.

Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?

by Steve-O April 3, 2004