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Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 5, 2019
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Batman Tan

A tan line around someone’s eyes from wearing sunglasses in the sun for too long – which looks like Batman masks.
Boy : Umm...What’s up wid the “Batman Tan” you got going there?
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....
by poozies February 20, 2011
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Canadian Tan

A tan in which the tan line is non-existant, and both sides are pasty white. Also exists in some of the Northern-most United States.
"Hey man! Check out my Canadian Tan. I worked on it all this weekend."
"Sweet, how'd you do that?"
"Video games."
by LemonPear May 20, 2012
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Nevada-Tan

A badass little girl who stood up for herself and killed her classmate bully and later on became a meme on the interwebz.
Nevada-Tan made the internet LOL.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh February 13, 2022
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black and tan

A mixed beer drink, usually comprised of Guiness and Bass or Guiness and Harp's.
Give me a Black and Tan, barkeep!
by SS January 22, 2004
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binge tanning

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.
See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.
by Dr. Bargles April 7, 2010
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Jew tan

someone of jewish ethnicity or has jewish heritage and has an all year tan
hey have you been on holiday? no it's just my jew tan
by knickerbockerglory July 20, 2010
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