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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Guy 1: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
Guy 2: okay
by JackensteinLover1031 June 27, 2025
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“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.
1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”
by JadeHarley August 13, 2025
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Talkingpointasaurus

n. The dominant species on Capitol Hill. Fawned over by the slobbering press seeking red-meat ratings. Frequently dine on boring, over-informed, over-intelligent, uber nerdy policy wonks.
Ignoring the serious debate, the press flocked to the Talkingpointasaurus.
by Dan Weyandt August 20, 2012
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Tarkington

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.
Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t
by Steve dumb September 19, 2019
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