table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

Crapped the Tablet

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006

Coffee Table

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

Knights of the Round Table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by JeffAck March 31, 2008

Table Texting

When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)

I can't believe Robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. But remember, he is the King of Table Texting.

by Towerguy Rob April 27, 2010

taleeya

Taleeya is a great, nice, and smart girl/woman she is the best person you will ever meet! The intelligent Taleeya will stick with you till the end and won't give up so if you have one, keep her really close

Girl 1: "you know Taleeya?"
Girl 2 " yeah she is so amazing, right?"

Girl 1 "yes I want to be her friend but I'm too afraid to talk to her!"
Girl 2 "don't worry she's nice to everyone!"

by Many people don't know me June 19, 2017

Put your dick on the table

Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.

We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.

"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.

by The ultimate name caller September 2, 2014