Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

by TeamScott October 30, 2008

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

bitch torpedo

When a jealous girl sends the girl you like a string of lies and torpedos your relationship.

Bitch Torpedo: A verbal lie from a third party that ruins a prospective relationship.

by Apopolouis November 11, 2014

Golden torpedo

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth

I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years

by dinyab May 3, 2011

Torpedo

Bullets fired from guns.

Boi, keep playing with me. You about catch them torpedoes.

by anonymous April 3, 2022