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tennessee muzzelloader

your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader
by zach928 October 1, 2006
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Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.
Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step
by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008
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Tennessee Coal Miner

When you pull your finger out of an asshole and it has some feces attached.
"I've gotta wash my hands. I totally Tennessee Coal Minered that bitch."
by IMFletcher November 6, 2009
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WOODBINE TENNESSEE

A PLACE FAR MORE GUTTER THAN ANTIOCH.THE TRUE TRENCHES OF SOUTH NASHVILLE.A WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD BASED ON SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.A VERY WELL ORGANIZED ENVIRONMENT.PREDOMINATELY RAN BY WHITES AND LATINOS.FROM THE FAIRGROUNDS TO HARDING PLACE.
THE SNOBBY ASS PEOPLE ASKED LARRY, WAS HE FROM "WOODBINE TENNESSEE",AND HE REPLIED "FUCK YEAH IM FROM WOODBINE BITCH" AND THEN HE SPIT ON THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GET THE FUCK ON DOWN THE ROAD.
by NOLENSVILLE ROAD MAFIA June 26, 2010
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Tennessee

A very good place for anyone looking for a good education and a good laugh at the same time. Here are some tips to Northerners before you move here:

1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits
2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal
3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee
4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it
5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl"
so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that
6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October
7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those
8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight
9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night"
10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing
Random woman at shoneys (northerner): excuse me, is this a grit?
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: So that is a grit?
Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is
Me: -_- no problem
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Tennesseean

(n) A misspelling of the word Tennessean.
Radion: "Stoopid Tennesseean!"

Me: "Learn to spell, jackass."
by Captain Bitch Slap September 29, 2005
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