Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

todd weiler

A senator for Utah who believes the tooth fairy actually built Niagra Falls.

Man, Todd Weiler sure is a fucking nut job who doesn't understand anything.

by Bryan484 September 13, 2017

Sweezey Todd

The act of taping whiskey bottles to your hands and not being able to take them off until you finish each bottle.

If you lose this bet you will have to Sweezey Todd.

by Cream Cornholio February 8, 2017

Josh todd

Smackhead
No teeth
A peado

There is josh todd

by Josh toddafanny May 9, 2019

Todd Pace

A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.

Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.

Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.

by Several Assembled Folks. July 31, 2008

Hi -Todd

Hi- Todd is a very special greeting from Todd. Only the most Chadful people get this hi from Todd. Who is Todd? How did they get their friends phone? Some things will never be answered

"Hi -Todd"
"what are you doing in my hou-"

by LemonStand March 23, 2023

Poopy Todd

When you let go of a huge floater so big you have to name it, and the only nameyou can think of Crappy enough is Todd.

Man after that taco bell last night I made a legit Poopy Todd

by Bigballs doodoohead April 10, 2022