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Rudolph Thong

A really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply 'found'
Guy #1: Hey homes. I got you a Rudolph thong.
Guy #2: Umm thanks, but didn't i get you a wii?
Guy #3: Dunno. I don't remember thoughtful gestures

"I know you badly need a kidney but here's a rudolph thong instead"
by mutedude98 January 12, 2008
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Management Thong

Very shallow, thin, misrepresentation of an individual that tries to let everybody know around them they are in charge, but in all actuality, are lacking material, substance, walks around with their nose in the air, stuck up, no personality, and pissed off like something is stuck in their ass.
Jeeeez, what the hell is her problem today? Oh nothing, she is just wearing her Management Thong.
by wolvy July 27, 2008
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meat thong

I hung out all day at home in my meat thong
by Cheesedonkey July 1, 2008
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shadow thong

When a girl sends a nude picture of herself and it appears she has a thong. After close examination though, you can clearly see she doesnt. It's just a shadow that her fat makes.
"Dude I was so dissapointed when she was wearing a thong in the picture" "bro, she isnt wearing a thong, it's a shadow thong!" "eewww!"
by AEYIBE April 19, 2010
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man thong

every swimmer has worn a man thong at some point.
by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010
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slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.
while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"
by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008
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Man Thong Syndrome

When a male acts in a manor which may be perceived as gay only because a women is not around. The affected individual acts as such do to high testosterone levels which make the male want to do gay things such as; whipping his balls out, humping, gay suggestive gestures(verbally), and for instance wearing Man Thongs amongst men.
Matt winked at a guy today.

Matt said he'd tap a guy who was playing Beer Bong.

Matt got a boner in a room full of men.

Matt said he'd "tap that", to a guy in his dorm.

#Man Thong Syndrome
Matt secretly "likes" his roommate Justin.
by ABizzle49 December 7, 2010
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