I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup
by Chigga neese April 25, 2019

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.
by Devia February 19, 2018

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.
Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"
by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009

by jaynation December 29, 2009

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

by BustaNutz January 31, 2009
