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THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?

RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.

MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.

RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup ๐Ÿœ PHO.

MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?

RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 16, 2025
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Thai

TD = TAURIEN DALEY

Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.

Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?

That's the main question?
BIANCA: " yo, THAI. what's up with TAURIEN, seems like he has a rash of some sort"

THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, ๐Ÿ’Š thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "

BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?

THAI: " OH yeSh!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 14, 2025
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kang thay

Kang Thay is a person who is very good in games but is very gay at times. Especially when he has a friend name Charles. this definition is from ur bestie di :D
by baba yoda July 18, 2021
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Mat Thai

A malay gangster who speaks thai and tends to go for regular muaythai sessions in between lunch breaks during work
You go bkk again? Mat Thai sia.
Mat Thai: Ah bang today relac ar corner already want going muaythai
by AhBangGas August 16, 2018
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Thai

Thai is the name of the sweetest and kindest boy on the planet. He has a beautiful smile! He loves to dress colourfully and enlighten peopleโ€™s life! If you know a Thai you will most likely think theyโ€™re a sunshine in your life.
That guy is so cute and sweet, he must be Thai!
by Karenbasinger November 21, 2021
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Thai

Thai ALVIN THAI LIM

So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI ๐Ÿผ : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI ๐Ÿผ : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI ๐Ÿผ

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO ๐Ÿœ SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI ๐Ÿผ with the use of my DICK!

ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES MULTANI I LOVE ๐Ÿ’˜ YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

ALI ๐Ÿผ:.๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 16, 2025
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Thai

Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's

These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.

Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

Thai Chili Pepper ๐ŸŒถ

Thai dragon ๐Ÿ‰

Thai Whistle ๐Ÿ˜™

๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ For all his VIP's he performs ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅณ

The ๐Ÿœ Thai soup ๐Ÿœ

He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "

HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 13, 2025
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