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Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
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Mat Thai

A malay gangster who speaks thai and tends to go for regular muaythai sessions in between lunch breaks during work
You go bkk again? Mat Thai sia.
Mat Thai: Ah bang today relac ar corner already want going muaythai
by AhBangGas August 16, 2018
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kang thay

Kang Thay is a person who is very good in games but is very gay at times. Especially when he has a friend name Charles. this definition is from ur bestie di :D
by baba yoda July 18, 2021
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Thai

Thai is the name of the sweetest and kindest boy on the planet. He has a beautiful smile! He loves to dress colourfully and enlighten people’s life! If you know a Thai you will most likely think they’re a sunshine in your life.
That guy is so cute and sweet, he must be Thai!
by Karenbasinger November 21, 2021
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THAI

ALVIN THAI LIM likes thai thai from time to time but perfers a Thai Poon on his days off then he took his boyfriend on a Thai Honeymoon and be careful of THAI's smile because he has a real Thai Smile .
KATRINA MORDY: " hey HANAHA, what do you like about THAI "

HANAHA: " His Thai Smile 😃 😍
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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THAI

Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.

Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"

Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a

" THAI"
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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THAI

A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of Tattoos that sells fake DIAMONDS and Unprocessed Vodka that's made in a methlab in a bathtub 🛀. Heaed the vodka tastes like bleach and has made people extremely sick in the region along with a few casualties.
TD: " yo THAI, do you know where I can get fake Diamonds & some Vodka "

THAI: " TD, my Jamaican Brother, I gotchu "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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