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Replacive Technology

Technologies used in the place of human workers.
An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.
by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021
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Technological hypnosis

A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.
The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.

Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.

Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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Crazy Technology

Crazy technology means common shortcuts or very basic skills (simple technology) that blows someone’s mind. It can also be applied to broader scenarios like anything you find amazing but quite common to others.
Origin: When we were doing a group assignment at uni, a team member tried to fit a table in a page but it didn’t work because that table had too many columns. Then the team show him how to switch that page to landscape. Then he said “Oh that’s crazy technology!”

Example1: Context: An excel guru colleague showed me how to auto resize all both width and height of excel spreadsheet. He selected all first and then clicked any boundary in the selected area. Then the whole spreadsheet was auto-resized. Before I learned about this, I manually resized spreadsheet by clicking each boundary. So this is “Crazy Technology”.
by Prof DVD Wong’s fan November 23, 2021
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Russian Technology

When you play the most amazing game of Escape From Bitches and you use a sight like the PSO and align the lines on the scope to the size of the person to get the right drop off without adjusting your scope. Very innovative technology.
That mf James j got dropped by this shitter ak with my Russian Technology
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023
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technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years
me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!
by Quixand November 3, 2017
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Lamar Institute of Technology

Guy 1: Lamar Institute of Technology
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: its so lit
Guy 2: ok
by kerbolisat June 21, 2024
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black technology

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology
by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022
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