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Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.
Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”
by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021
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Maxi taxied

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.
"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"
by PyroDiction April 2, 2022
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fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth
by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014
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taxi cabs for fleas

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track
by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017
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taxi lime

when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one
by schlobe October 30, 2016
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taxi

A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
by @Abu__Memes November 6, 2021
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Taxy

A Hypixel Skyblock berserker that can solo all floors with a bouquet of lies
Taxy is showing off again. Can we reparty without him?
by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023
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