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Hazel Tan

That hazel Tan is so ginger and Chinese
by yoeeehhhh March 7, 2011
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niddrie tan

Niddrie is a poor area of many council houses in Edinburgh, Scotland. It has a high unemployment rate with many of its residence unemployed, in the jail, taking drugs or just doing nothing.

During those rare Sunny days in Scotland the residents of Niddrie often just sit in the sun (after they get out of bed about midday). After about a week it's as if they have been on holiday.

When people in Niddrie are asked where they have been they reply this is a 'Niddrie Tan.

Simply they have nothing better to do than sit and do nothing but get a tan.
I haven't been on holiday, I don't work so I just have a Niddrie Tan.

I got my Niddrie Tan from sitting in my front garden.

I got a Niddrie Tan from passing out in the street and woke up a few days later.

I take a lot of drugs and passed out in Niddrie, when I woke up I was tanned to fuck. It's a Niddrie Tan.

Police attend incident in Niddrie but blinded by the Niddrie Tan' s so back off.

Electrician attends a Job in Niddrie, told to safely disconnect mains power to sunbed as they don't need the power as they are going to get their Niddrie Tan
by Tapir Envy June 25, 2018
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Canadian Tan

A tan in which the tan line is non-existant, and both sides are pasty white. Also exists in some of the Northern-most United States.
"Hey man! Check out my Canadian Tan. I worked on it all this weekend."
"Sweet, how'd you do that?"
"Video games."
by LemonPear May 20, 2012
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Nevada-Tan

A badass little girl who stood up for herself and killed her classmate bully and later on became a meme on the interwebz.
Nevada-Tan made the internet LOL.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh February 13, 2022
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black and tan

A mixed beer drink, usually comprised of Guiness and Bass or Guiness and Harp's.
Give me a Black and Tan, barkeep!
by SS January 22, 2004
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binge tanning

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.
See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.
by Dr. Bargles April 7, 2010
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fake tan

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"
by querky June 22, 2015
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