swestyyy

Sees himself as an attractive male with a great personality, smarts, and wit. Is actually slightly self-absorbed and obsessed with twitter. Has been known to go to the extreme just to get a good joke out of it. Fun at parties, and most of the time. Cool dog. Has a thing for foreign chicks. Overall, the type of guy you'd want to meet in college.

Wow, do you think that new guy has a twitter? He's hilarious!
Yeah, he's a total swestyyy!

by sally1234567890 May 20, 2013

Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.

"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."

by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013

sweaty stagola

When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July

Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"

by Saggy nut hair June 3, 2014

sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .

It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.

by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016

sweaty jew

when your asshole gets really hot and sweaty

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear

by reading book October 12, 2016

Sweaty Man Conundrum

When you are inside wearing a jacket and you get so sweaty that you can't take your jacket off, because then you'll reveal just how wet your clothes are under the jacket.

Mate, yesterday I was in a meeting and I was wearing a jacket. Before I knew it I experienced the Sweaty Man Conundrum, my T-shirt was soaking wet so I had to leave the jacket on for 2 hours.

by Skoyð June 2, 2016

sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.

His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.

by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017