Skip to main content

surfer dan

An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.
Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.

Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"
by danieliscool January 18, 2012
mugGet the surfer dan mug.

pavement surfing

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.
person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.
by Skankerchank May 22, 2005
mugGet the pavement surfing mug.
Related Words

crimson surfer

a man that bangs girls while she's on her period.
Adam was so horny he became a crimson surfer when he did the deed with that asian booty in a texan hotel room.
by Willy Mo Boonedog November 28, 2007
mugGet the crimson surfer mug.

parking lot surfing

Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.
I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.
by mechafroggie June 20, 2008
mugGet the parking lot surfing mug.

Roof surfer

A victim of Hurricane Katrina that got stuck on a roof with moving water around it. They appear to be surfing.
"I saw 6 roof surfers on CNN"
by Detlefius October 22, 2008
mugGet the Roof surfer mug.

swagg surfin

an urban dance that requires you to rock your arms and move your feet.
Gerald:Aye Tony was swagg surfin at the party last night!
by Player C April 2, 2009
mugGet the swagg surfin mug.

Surface to Air Missile

Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)

This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
Examples:

Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.

I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.
by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009
mugGet the Surface to Air Missile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email