by shitcrackeater February 4, 2021
Get the Japanese Subway girlmug. Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017
Get the Subway $5 Footlongmug. by Subway sells cake February 17, 2018
Get the subway now sells cakemug. The subway guy rapeist
by Jon the subway guy August 28, 2017
Get the jon subway guymug. (n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
Get the 1 if by subway, 2 if by Ubermug. It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
Get the Ghosty Subway Self-Wipermug. A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.
Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”
Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”
Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”
by NotNotToday September 13, 2020
Get the Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switchmug.