Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
by Vanilla Water November 09, 2017
Get the Subway $5 Footlongmug. by shitcrackeater February 04, 2021
Get the Japanese Subway girlmug. by Subway sells cake February 17, 2018
Get the subway now sells cakemug. The subway guy rapeist
by Jon the subway guy August 28, 2017
Get the jon subway guymug. (n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
Get the 1 if by subway, 2 if by Ubermug. It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
Get the Ghosty Subway Self-Wipermug. A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.
Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”
Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”
Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”
by NotNotToday September 13, 2020
Get the Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switchmug.