The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.
Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.
by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024
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Suburban

Suburban is sub-urban, not quite the country not quite the city.
The area they described as having long, winding suburban roads wasn't anything like what they were describing 20 or 30 years ago, though if they got there or visited recently, they wouldn't know that. It was a city the size of Omaha or somewhere like Omaha, surrounded by small towns and long, winding country roads that few people if anybody lived on. If you went back one hundred years the city itself had been a small town in the middle of the country. It was only when people from suburban places like Florida and California wanted the area to look like where they were from and invested in making it look that way that it started to look more like Florida or California.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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suburban mom

“ella you’re such a suburban mom”
by sjbchxkf dva March 26, 2022
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Suburban Rapunzel

A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.

These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.

Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
by PizzaSubCombo October 12, 2022
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Red-Hot Suburban

When a person puts on red lipstick and performs oral sex while having red hot candies in their mouth, followed immediately by anal sex.
Ally felt burned after she and her boyfriend did a red-hot suburban.
by Sprikenz3 October 30, 2016
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Suburban Pirates

Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates
who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates
by captainjamesswapdadeck February 09, 2013
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