Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.

Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."

by eMpTy January 12, 2013

active snuggling

Passionate cuddling between you and your partner that leads to "active snuggling" aka sex

"I'd like to get in bed with you and snuggle"
"Do you mean snuggling-snuggling, or active snuggling?"
"mmm active snuggling..."

*proceed to engage in foreplay and sexual activities*

by Vee24 April 10, 2011

smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.

boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*

by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006

stumbling Otis

Someone who has done wrong or made a mistake.

I got way drunk last night; I'm such a stumbling Otis.

by churnice June 12, 2008

Smut-stumbling

A term describing completely the situation that the question is not "Is there smut," but "When will you stumble upon the mountains of it that exist."

It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.

I was smut-stumbling the other day and came across the most horrifying fiction to ever filter through my optic nerves.

by ManicM February 4, 2010

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007