Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

Scankles

A rare skin disease causing scabby ankles.

That girl over there seems to have a lot of scabs on her ankles. She must have an extreme case of the scankles.

by RaineyElaine November 14, 2010

Stanklean

The position your body takes when you're sitting and have to fart, let one go, let the prairie dog breathe.

"Holy crap, Marcus is doing the stanklean. Everyone roll down the windows."

by Papa D2 January 10, 2012

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014

sprankled

when yu get extra sprinkles on ur donut
you get ***sprankled**

see definition below
sprankled (v.)one who has been showered in food sprinkles

example: This hoe was so sprankled , She almost got diabetes.

by princessshenk October 20, 2015

stanlesium

the element that makes marvel comic physics work

ant-man can shrink and enlarge due the effect of stanlesium on the pym particles.

by whormongr May 12, 2016

stankiester

stankier than stankiest

1: ur stank
2: ur stankier
3: ur stankeist
4: well ur stankiester

by threeswaggytractors February 13, 2017