Starbucks Mou

Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically

Friend: Starbucks Mou
Me : Let’s go

by Instagram @askz_officialz April 4, 2019

starbuck snob

someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office

But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.

by yuor favorite aae July 26, 2011

Starbucks goblin

The most basic of thots.

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.

by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019

Starbucks drizzle

A fucking giant glob of caramel or chocolate sauce

Starbucks drizzle is not a drizzle

by Yupyupyuuup September 18, 2016

Starbucks Republican

Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.

A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.

by BamBamJax March 29, 2021

Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by interregnum September 15, 2009

starbucks diva

A Starbucks Diva is a person who drinks Starbucks every day and looks down on anyone who doesn't.

She is such a Starbucks Diva.

by Your Local Lampshade May 5, 2016