Stapleton

1 (N) A Person, when asked to do something, says ok then walks away and stares into space 2 A person that mumbles incoherent words that have nothing to do with anything that has taken place in the last fifty years. 3 A person that does the two things above at once. 4 A person that has an extremely long chin hair that grows back within a matter of hours. 5 Someone that can't remeber what they are doing so they act like they know what is going on and eventually go into their "Special Rooom". 5 The first steroind free bearded lady. 6 A woman wiht a large bald spot on top of their head that they know nothing about. 7 A person that, if you throw crackers at her head and hit her in the eye, will take ten minutes to realize what just happened. 7 Joey's lover. 8 A rather large block of nothing that slightly resemble human. Orriginally found on Mars (even they didn't want her). 9 A cross between a man and woman.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am going to do a Stapleton in the closet.

by Skared January 26, 2008

flat stanley

blowing your load while you're soft

d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

Stanley

From the old english meaning: Walks Bare Foot threw the stone garden

Also it is a brand name of an economy brand of screw drivers and other such hand tools

Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley" you get Variations including Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy.

Hey Stanley are those pierogies done yet?

by lordolaf February 4, 2010

stanley steamer

when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.

I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer

by bigg k- dogg December 3, 2003

Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.

You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

stanley knife

A cutty, slicy thing.

What the fuck is a stanley knife?
Why, it's a cutty slicy thing, havn't you been on urban dictionary recently?

by Mr. Willy July 20, 2008

Stanley Yelnats

The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)

-"Have you read Holes?"

-"No, but I am an expert on Stanley Yelnats."

by the hyman bros. May 25, 2010