squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler

by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016

Squatchcock

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

squad squad leader

this is referring either to scott or james, which are leaders of squad squad, but the leader of the squad squad youtube channel is James

the squad squad leaders are doing gud.

by USST-James January 25, 2019

squantify

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits

We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.

by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Squat King

A nickname that is a double reference to someone who is both highly adept at the deep squat when working out as well as being a frequent flying king on the toilet-throne.

He’s the absolute and undeniable Squat King, superior in the gym and on the shitter!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

Squat Queen

A woman adept at the deepest, most sexually provocative workout squat in the entire gym.

I looked up and glimpsed that glorious Squat Queen and could not dare venture into a standing position for at least five minutes.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Squattergate

Donald Trump's refusal to concede he lost the 2020 election.

The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.

Trump: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.

Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."

by dUpduPdupDupd November 17, 2020