lung-spunk

When, on the odd occasion, instead of a women giving a blowjob and swallowing the spunk she instead inhales it. The spunk then enters the lung and can cause coughing.

Mr.Rob: Wardy did you give some bird lung-spunk?

Wardy:Yeah she was choking it up for ages.

by ressler May 14, 2009

spunk trumpet

As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Spunk

A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.

To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore

by Finesilver January 10, 2005

spuckets

When you cough up dried shit.

Father: Do you know what the spuckets are?
Son: No.
Father: It's when you cough up dried shit.

by minicom December 23, 2004

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

spuck

1. a hocker, loogey, slug on the ground


2. the act of hocking a loogey

Watch out that you don't step in that spuck.


Dude, quit spucking on the sidewalk. People walk there you know.

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

Spunk Music

The definition of Spice Boy punk music, E.G Busted and mcfly

"MTV is plying that God damn Spunk Music again"

by Andrew Morris July 23, 2008