spunk

A cute guy. Usually only NZ and Australian use.

That Brad Pitt's such a spunk

by Kiwi gal March 14, 2003

spunk nuggets

1. A male's/female's testis.
2. When semen comes out of an erect penis and lands into a cup, or a container, or anything and goes hard. The hard semen breaks up into little pieces called spunk nuggets.

1. Lizzy, will you please suck my spunk nuggets.
2. Lizzy will you drink/eat my spunk nuggets.

by Gez November 7, 2003

Ninja Spunk

To arrive at the point of no return without giving your partner any idea that you are about to evict ones population paste all over her face/chest/eyes...

Nat: tug tug tug tug, sucky sucky sucky sucky, tug tug tug tug...
Me: Sploooge...
Nat: Oh, i see you ninja spunked me again...
Me: Opps, sorry sweetcheeks.

by Naughty Nigel May 15, 2011

monkey spunk

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.

slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

by militia_maniac May 27, 2004

Spunk

Breakfast of champions.
also see: semen, cum, giz, cream, that funky stuff

Tim: I just unleashed a funky load of spunk in Ashley's face last night.
Robert: Nice, man. How'd she react?
Tim: A little surprised, it woke her up.

by McRizzle, Foshizzle April 23, 2009

spunk art

The random or artistic pattern one makes from the ejaculation or expulsion of spunk on any variety of tapestries or surfaces that may resemble a pattern or image.

One(being male) makes on a (normally) female recipients small of back after withdrawing from dogstyle before ejaculation and holding back till pressure overcomes the holding force. Often with a loud audiable "BLAT!". Thus resulting in a distinguishable spunk art image. >Can also be performed by a "solo artist" on a variety of tapestries and textiles.
>may also be performed by an oral reciepient with gag reflex trauma but may not include regergitation.

by Super Ryan April 20, 2006

lung-spunk

When, on the odd occasion, instead of a women giving a blowjob and swallowing the spunk she instead inhales it. The spunk then enters the lung and can cause coughing.

Mr.Rob: Wardy did you give some bird lung-spunk?

Wardy:Yeah she was choking it up for ages.

by ressler May 14, 2009