Spork

Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.

1: hey look at that girl with the face
2: she looks like a spork

by Lmaozoesaspork January 21, 2022

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.

I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.

by Hari314 July 8, 2025

The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021

spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)

"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"

by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021