“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
Get the Spork Checkmug. by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017
Get the Sporkingmug. Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020
Get the Sporkmug. 
