Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

Guy: that's some real spork behavior

Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023

Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.

Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.

by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017

Spork

A fuckin idiot

Rea ur a spork.

by Q055555555 June 17, 2019