Splack

to hrut someone really bad

man kemmy was bout to slpack dat hoe on the train

by day May 24, 2003

slaf

Stupid Little Annoying Fagget

1. stop being a slaf
2. my ex-friend is a slaf

by pp24 October 5, 2006

Splab

A meaningless exclaimation used in place of a swearword or to express frustration.

Dieing in a videogame.
"For splab sakes!"

by Rob K. Watson December 30, 2007

Spaf

SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. www.spaf.tk details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.

Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.

Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?

Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!

by malikirem September 14, 2007

Spaff

To metaphorically ejaculate over something incredibally good, or to be pleased to hear some good news. - or used as a term to physically ejaculate.

I Spaffed on her face/tits/bumhole!

by Slipknot Mike June 18, 2006

Spaff

Man fat

He contemplated her visage, as he watched the viscous spaff form a pearl necklace about her pert J's

by Suche December 16, 2002

Splack

To strike someone with the flat side of a shovel.

You don't hep me dig this hole, ima splack you!

by Jonmark Pierce March 1, 2004