spare tire

The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....

"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."

by Helayne February 4, 2006

spare guy

The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.

Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.

by Halo Marques April 20, 2008

spare

a term used to describe someone that is rarely seen in their role, either an actor athlete or musician. Can be related in a spare tire in your car. Its always there but its never used.

Did you hear that new song by Chris Cornell?

No, that guy is a spare

by JimmytheGreek April 25, 2011

Amish Siren

1.Swinging a cat.

2. A feline, swung by the tail will create a Warble sound similar to the siren from an ambulance.

3. An angry cat in a moving vehicle often sounds like a siren.

An Amish buggy had stopped to look at the free kittens and ended up taking mother Cat and all home. They had to hold the mother cat tightly to keep it in the buggy and its howling sounded like the Amish had a Siren. It was an Amish Siren.

by Mr BadWrench April 1, 2010

spare-sies

When someone has more than one of the same item, the other items become spare, thus making them spare-sies

Where did I put my spare-sies?

by SuperNaz April 28, 2006

Slires

A condition in which one is so content that the thought of any kind of action is sickening. The action could seem appealing but doing nothing is top priority during this sickness. A couch or chair or bed is the top location for such an illness. The slires are a wonderful way to get out of work because your action interested friend will always know that a case of the slires is basically incurable.

Sam: Double, lets go bowling.
Dub: Bowling? sounds good... but...
Sam: Ahh shit D, the slires
Dub: Ugh, yeah.
Sam: Bastard, I suppose you'll be on that couch for a while?
Dub: You suppose correctly friend

by Double Dander August 21, 2006

spare-ijuana

a polite way to ask a friend if they have any spare marijuana and if they would be so kind as to share with you.

-Do you have any spare-ijuana?
-Do you-juana share-ijuana some of your spare-ijuana?

-Sorry, I just smoked the last of my spare-ijuana with Sara.

by snigguh4u November 8, 2011