Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron

Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

by Millettr January 13, 2006

Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 7, 2004

spanky

hairy little wart

a little grinch looking thing which runs aroung going AR WART and laughing at everything you say bacause hes retarded

by ashwellit November 25, 2003

Spanked the neighbour

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016

Spanked

To get "Spanked", or getting "Spanked" is more or less another word for wasted or drunk to the point beyond belief.
If you were to drink excessive amounts of alcohol, smoke uncontrollably and do copious amounts of drugs all within a small time frame, using the synonym "Spanked" would fit.

Laurel: "So Karen and I went out last night to Divas, and she spent the whole night drinking and doing drugs, she got absolutely Spanked and I had to carry her ass home!
Kevin: "That does sound sound like Karen to me"

by Sóley July 17, 2018

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

dirty spanky

Having sex with 1 or more people while you spank them with a shitty hand

My bf gave me a dirty Spanky last night and it was amazing!

by Josh1221 April 20, 2020