spandex effect

the effect that makes a ugly girl seem hotter because they are wearing spandex pants

guy1: dude check out that girl over there!!!!

guy2:naw man u just fell for the spandex effect.Actually look at her face shes ugly!

by to fist August 6, 2010

sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!

by Rick Titties November 18, 2010

Spandan

Someone who is great at playing piano and loves playing Minecraft. Stemming from a background of oppression and/or abuse from family, their kindness is immeasurable and they are so understanding and nice.

Oh yea, btw he's/she's most probably genderqueer lol.

Did u see Spandan play piano that day? It was so cool.

by Lauren :o September 14, 2020

Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

Sandy Jellyfish

A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.

Its ok to snort Sandy Jellyfish, but its kinda gay if you swallow the lugee.

by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009

Sandy, Oregon

A small mountain town at the base of Mt. Hood. Basically a shit hole, full of ridiculously ignorant fucks.

Sandy, Oregon" "People who wear pajamas to the super market" "Christians who know nothing about jesus

by carl bannana March 11, 2011

sandy vagina

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.

Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.

by Zedediah May 14, 2005