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Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.
Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"
by Masterbalian February 11, 2012
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Aw Snap

Something you say before you go to the Macaroni Party (which itself happens before you take a nap).
Aw snap; aw snap; come to the macaroni party and then take a nap.
by OttawaLawyer August 23, 2011
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Snapchat Land

You have entered "Snapchat Land" when you post 10 or more consecutive Snapchats!
Bro you just entered Snapchat Land.

That was your tenth Snapchat welcome to Snapchat land.
by Snapchat land June 27, 2014
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snap

expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug
1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!
by Mike November 26, 2003
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snap nap

Similiar to nano nap....

A short, unintentional dozing off while at a lecture, boring meeting etc. Usually so short that only you notice it, while other are unaware of your conduct.
I was listening to boring Paul again and I think I had a snap nap.

Did you ever have a snap nap at work?
by Bartholomew Palik August 17, 2007
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ohhh snap

Exclamation used to express one's excitement or happiness towards an idea.
"Hey, there's a wicked party on this weekend"
"Ohhh snap!"



"Ohhh snap, I just found $20!"
by katerly June 13, 2005
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Snap A Fifty

1. A disgusting act of revenge involving Anal Intercourse, where 50% of a stool is deliberately snapped off in the Anal Cavity for an unsuspecting victim to hit: with their wiener.

This can be applied to both to Hetero-Sexual and Homosexual intercourse.
Victim: Man, I went to wreck my girlfriend's BH over the weekend, but apparently she saw me making out with another chick, so she decided to snap a fifty!

Friend: Oh, man! That's fucking disgusting!
by Chaz Haffser December 15, 2008
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